14 Essential Pieces of Bro Code
Mizuka Ishiwatari
Published
09/03/2015
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Funny
Procedures and etiquette that every man should know.
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1.
If bro with truck assists you with moving, you shall reciprocate with a full tank of gas. -
2.
Player 1 belongs to whoever owns the console. -
3.
When offered a beer, accept even if it's not "your brand". Your favorite brand of beer is "free". Your second favorite is "cold". -
4.
Be polite around your bro's lady friend, but when he asks what you think, lay the truth on him like a ten ton slab. -
5.
When hugging another guy, a minimum of 2 back slaps must be performed. -
6.
One guy watching porn is cool. Three guys watching porn is cool. Two guys watching porn, not cool. -
7.
Whoever got laid most recently has to play wingman. -
8.
You never leave a 'wounded soldier'. -
9.
Never feel bad about taking the last beer or the last slice of pizza, however, don't take both. -
10.
Don't f**k another bro's sister without the bros permission. -
11.
If you need to talk to your boy's girlfriend through text or IM it's like having a chat with a business parter. Short, preferably one-word answers. Careful punctuation. Conversation is strictly business and to the point. -
12.
When a stripper opens beer with her butt cheeks, don't refuse it saying it's dirty. Other men will lose respect for you. -
13.
If you and your bro are having a threesome with a girl, you can't look eachother in the eyes. -
14.
If your boy is crying, you cry with him. Nobody cries alone.
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